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I'm Lily. 18, UCF in the Fall, libertarian, feminist. I'm an Arrested Development advocate.
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Nip/Tuck is the best show in the world and if you have netflix you should watch it right now.

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how much nip would a niptuck tuck if a niptuck could tuck nip?

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gaucamole:

Well I had a lovely day and also MIB3 is entertaining and the jalapeño crunch guacamole burger on sourdough at steak n shake is scrumptious goodbye

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Anonymous: 1, 27, 33, 38, 50

1: What eye color do you find sexiest? 

blue or brown 

27. If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? 

A pig so i could name it Moo and live like Brittany Murphy in Uptown Girls until Moo is old enough for me to eat :-)

33. Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

Well, I like all beans. But black are my favorite

38.  A relationship with love or one with sex?

*little mexican girl voice* Por que no los dos? 

50. Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

asasajak 1. I’m basically a polyglot 2. I have the perfect boyfriend. 3. My eyes look nice in the right lighting 4. uh 5. Idk

(sorry)

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Reblog if you’ll answer anything in your ask right now.

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  • person: hey wanna hang out
  • thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
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